So its been a year or so since I've updated this, and lets face it its not suprising, MSN Spaces, like all internet based fads has now been consigned to History like, the Gramphone, Germany's love for periodic European Agression and the Furby. But I'd thought since I'm laid up here with a bust leg I'd sit her enjoying a solitary moment of catharsis - like some Joycian stream of conscousness with some cunting swearing thrown in for good measure.

 

Firslty its a presidential election year, and George Bush is going to be ousted. Apparently he was heard to say "well I've had my fun!". But how ironic that this man, who's last reading material was "Where's Wally" is going to get a presidential library. A man who represents the very definition of Texan plutocratic asshole will no longer be in control of any sort of army, past the army of voices in the mans head. The cunt. So then Bring on John McCain, a neo con George Bush wanna be who will be happy to spend his one term presidency (and why cant all republicans be one termers) pouring money into iraq, likethe way a deluded gambler in the halls of vegas pouring coins in a slot machine tells them they're gonna win some time soon.

 

So Its not gonna be Hillary Clinton either, I bet Bills happy  about that - imagine that a male first lady. Let's not even go there they're still trying to get the stains out of the carpet from the last time he had his fun in the oval office (and thats not a vaginal metaphor either). No It seems america wants change and I hope Obama gets it, a vote for change, can it be that Americans are finally pissed off with their politicians - well join the club - ive hated your president for eight years. 

 

So they finally hung hussein and do you know what somebody filmed it on their mobile, who takes a fucking mobile into an execution; i mean do you stand there filming it rationalizing you might show it in the pub later to your mates? "oh I know who'll like to see this - old Zeeke, he loves a good hanging", at least edit it on your pc to include an amusing sound effect when his neck breaks. He probably got £250 quid from Iraqi TV's funniest Home Videos. Just Imagine that "1 MMS received" and its a video of an execution. Brilliant. fucking Brilliant.

 

I had some porn sent to me in the quarry by mms and I opened it and it said "lesbianshitfest.3gp" so I deleted that one, who sends stuff like this. I had one of this woman using her ass as a wine rack. Don't send me that sort of shit I don't like it.

 

You see this is what happens when humans invent stuff, they reduce it to the lowest base media, rude cave paintings, lithographs of minges, 3D porn comics, digital erotica, or we use it to make war, we invented stuff that explodes, kills, smothers, defoliates, burns, scalds, stabs its no fucking wonder why the monkeys keep their heads down and dolphins give us a wide berth. The internet, comes down to porn andbig business.

 

I read today a british woman got herself in trouble in Dubai for fucking her boyfriend drunk on the beach. Are people thick? don't behave like that in a muslim country for fucks sake. they don't like drink, unmarried fucking, and bare skin. Now she's looking at six years inside. what the fuck were you thinking. When I got to dubai I don't think I'm stupid enough to pack my mohammed teddy and pork scratchings, as Radio One DJ Grooverider did have porn and hash on him. Use your fucking common sense you cunts. When In Rome.

 

Anyway enough

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