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3/29/2009 Hello Greetings if you've come across from Twitter. I havent updated this since Facebook caught on - but if you'd like more than a tagline or want to ask me any questions, then post them on my twitterspace or here and I'll give you a proper answer, and feel free to browse the archive! Not much gets posted here but ask away. I don't bite. Pete 7/9/2008 new update this yearSo its been a year or so since I've updated this, and lets face it its not suprising, MSN Spaces, like all internet based fads has now been consigned to History like, the Gramphone, Germany's love for periodic European Agression and the Furby. But I'd thought since I'm laid up here with a bust leg I'd sit her enjoying a solitary moment of catharsis - like some Joycian stream of conscousness with some cunting swearing thrown in for good measure.
Firslty its a presidential election year, and George Bush is going to be ousted. Apparently he was heard to say "well I've had my fun!". But how ironic that this man, who's last reading material was "Where's Wally" is going to get a presidential library. A man who represents the very definition of Texan plutocratic asshole will no longer be in control of any sort of army, past the army of voices in the mans head. The cunt. So then Bring on John McCain, a neo con George Bush wanna be who will be happy to spend his one term presidency (and why cant all republicans be one termers) pouring money into iraq, likethe way a deluded gambler in the halls of vegas pouring coins in a slot machine tells them they're gonna win some time soon.
So Its not gonna be Hillary Clinton either, I bet Bills happy about that - imagine that a male first lady. Let's not even go there they're still trying to get the stains out of the carpet from the last time he had his fun in the oval office (and thats not a vaginal metaphor either). No It seems america wants change and I hope Obama gets it, a vote for change, can it be that Americans are finally pissed off with their politicians - well join the club - ive hated your president for eight years.
So they finally hung hussein and do you know what somebody filmed it on their mobile, who takes a fucking mobile into an execution; i mean do you stand there filming it rationalizing you might show it in the pub later to your mates? "oh I know who'll like to see this - old Zeeke, he loves a good hanging", at least edit it on your pc to include an amusing sound effect when his neck breaks. He probably got £250 quid from Iraqi TV's funniest Home Videos. Just Imagine that "1 MMS received" and its a video of an execution. Brilliant. fucking Brilliant.
I had some porn sent to me in the quarry by mms and I opened it and it said "lesbianshitfest.3gp" so I deleted that one, who sends stuff like this. I had one of this woman using her ass as a wine rack. Don't send me that sort of shit I don't like it.
You see this is what happens when humans invent stuff, they reduce it to the lowest base media, rude cave paintings, lithographs of minges, 3D porn comics, digital erotica, or we use it to make war, we invented stuff that explodes, kills, smothers, defoliates, burns, scalds, stabs its no fucking wonder why the monkeys keep their heads down and dolphins give us a wide berth. The internet, comes down to porn andbig business.
I read today a british woman got herself in trouble in Dubai for fucking her boyfriend drunk on the beach. Are people thick? don't behave like that in a muslim country for fucks sake. they don't like drink, unmarried fucking, and bare skin. Now she's looking at six years inside. what the fuck were you thinking. When I got to dubai I don't think I'm stupid enough to pack my mohammed teddy and pork scratchings, as Radio One DJ Grooverider did have porn and hash on him. Use your fucking common sense you cunts. When In Rome.
Anyway enough
love pete 9/23/2007 Six monthly UpdateHi
Greetings if you're still checking this blog. I love you very much, so just for the occasional checkers who come back to this page - probably who've just come from my Facebook profile. I thank you, and you're just about to scroll through and find out I'm a little more potty mouthed than I am on facebook, which i regard as something a little more tame, so feel free to scroll down and discover that underneath that tame, gratefully employed bum is the true black heart of a ranter, prepared to use words like fuck and cunt.
Anyway here's a token list of current gripes:
1. George Bush - Still a fucking cunt.
2. Rupert Murdoch - Still a fucking power crazed cunt shitter
3. Nick Griffin still hasnt died - the fascistic cunt
4. Bernard Mannning has and i didn't even have champagne in the fridge at the time the cunt.
5. Still sucking corporate cock for coins.
6. We still love a bit of war.
7. Too much hate it the world
8. Still not brought down civilisation and burnt the head of ITV Daytime
There. Bye for now. Pete
3/15/2007 The New Kid on the blog!Hi
Well there's a new cool kid on the blogosphere to use the cringing tech hack's vernacular. Apparently its called Facebook, the latest attempt to "network". What you do is look for people who you either went to college with, or once worked with and so I've leapt on the bandwagon; so greetings if you've found me on facebook and come here from my facebook page. Oh and leave a comment - cos if it's one thing i can't fucking stand, its some lazy, self centred little prick fuck who reads my many alaboured scribe and cant be arsed to comment, you think I do this for fucking fun? I want feedback you inconsiderate cunt!
oh what the hell, click the back button and fuck off then. you people! they laughed at Einstein too!
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It seems that I havent put an entry in for 2007. Well that is because no one really checks this blog, but you only get out what you put in. So I kinda figured this place has had a lot of love put in and it was time to write another new entry. Well since last year The War On Terror continues and George Bush Jnr's plan to make EVERYONE hate the USA continues. It seems next on the hit list will be Iran, I've got this theory that Iran was ALWAYS the target, however somebody in the State Department didn't spellcheck their email and put a Q instead of an N. So Iraq got invaded becuase of a typo, you laugh but I'm sure things like that have happened.
Secondly there was the almighty hoo ha over a race row, which engulfed the British Television show Big Brother, a show so objectionable that I was sooner probe my cock with a razorblade that watch, in which Jade Goody who brings new levels to the meaning scum decided to call Shilpa Shetty "poppadom". Shilpa carried herself with grace and poise, and what happened was Britain was shown to be a society which is instituionally and inherently racist. A mirror was held up to us and we couldnt take what we saw. The real gem for me was Jo O'Meara's descent into insantiy. I have no sympathy, she was Jade's lackey and laughed at Jade's jokes and refused to defend shilpa. She now feels manipulated and used. We you played with fire and you got burnt. So fuck you. You wanted fame, live with the consequences.
What else has been going on, well fundamentally nothing. I get up go to work, come home knackered and sleep. Then at the weekends i hang out at Starbucks. Good god I really do live the dream.
Stay Well.
Pete. 12/31/2006 End of the Year, and Goodwill To All men.So there you have it, another year done. Another year of mindless fucking tedium; another year where cockfucking cuntfucking vacuous celebs and TV Screen hungry members of the lowly classes manged to get their cunt faces all over the TV, forcing actors and dramatists to the very margins of their own medium. Another year when fuckwitted princes fucked vacuous squeezes and pissed money away whilst the rest of us Scrimped, while cuntfucking politicians contiuned to make war and made OUR world unsafe. So on to 2007 then. good god. And in the new year im gonna be moving this blog elsewhere. MSN Spaces, is shit now. Well done Bill another fine product ruined by your dimwitted nerdfuckers in Seattle or whereever you have your lair these days, where you bend over and get gimpfucked up the ass. oh, yeah and happy new year or something. 10/11/2006 ArseWell, I think its time to admit this blogs probably had its day. I look in and it appears MSN Spaces just isnt cool anymore. Its all my space, or you tube, so there you have it. Apparently its all about networking and being told by some goth in Seattle or some cyberpunk in Ottawa that you rock \../ and shit and adding obsequious kiss my ass friends is cooler than reading a piece of writng thats actually been laboured over by some bloke who wants to actually write something witty and thought provoking. So I'm gonna write cunt on my ass and upload it to you tube. If you cant beat 'em and all that and should I decide to kill myself i'll let all you ghouls read it first on my fucking space with that fucking music player which people use to inflict their appalling taste in music on to you with a fucking mpeg of me decorating my kitchen with hint of brain you fickle cunts Rupert Murdoch owns my space anyway and he fucks arses, the smug meglomaniacal power crazed cunt fucker. And whilst I'm insulting people - Paris Hilton pisses me off 46 Chromosones and thats the best nature could do you witch, and Nicole Richie? All you are ins an oxygen theif. And to round it off I know for £3 a month I could Stop poverty or stop bear abuse in Turkey but trying to make me feel guilty is just gonna make me take money into Starbucks and drink it down my fat first world neck. Oh and when will the public stop appearing on my fucking televsion, there's a reason you're not famous its becuase you're dour, ugly, working class and dull as fuck you cock sucking fuckwitted cunts. I tell you if I want to see a grimy urban scab I'll leave the fucking house! CUNTS! Right thats your lot. Piss Off. 8/9/2006 Saggy boobiesThis week the British Prime Minister returned from holiday. Amid all the expected assorted problems of his leadership to return to, the biggest headache must has been that one newspaper said he had "man-boobs", yes, man boobs. Not only has Blair got problems in the middle east, internal party differences, but saggy tits. Poor old Tony, howver with John Prescott in charge it's not so much man boobs as right tit.
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Well another months is gone and another month closer to my irretrevable demise. Yes. It's been an upbeat month. I have continued to be employed and been paid today, who says wage slavery doesnt have an upside. Well me actually. I'm here prostituting myself to a global capitalist conspiracy and all I get is hassle. Fuck you the system. however I do work in a place where I can call someone a cunt. So be grateful, say I, for small mercies. So in November myself and Fetching Jeff shall be heading off to New York, where, at a whim we decided to go, so its the big apple for us. So Expect some photos and some video's showing us looning about in a foreign feild. And ( I realise you're not supposed to start a sentence with "and" but - my blog my rules cunts)(Sorry!) that gives me a reason to go into work and perform menial tasks for a faceless Swiss owned company.
So if you know somewhere worth visiting In NYC let me know and I shall go. Anywhere, anywhere at all - as long as I dont have to dress up as little bo beep and have a stiletto thrust into my chest. How Freudian? Well lets move on.
Anyway - apologies for a little self indulgent entry . For old times sake : Cunt. There.
Take Care.
Pete
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Well, MSN spaces is given another makeover. If it aint broke dont fix it. However this is not just MSN Spaces, This is LIVE, so that's okay beacuse as well all know things are better LIVE!. Like news has to be live or I just cant get a throbbing bone for hours watching a shanty town in Bogota collapsing down a hillside without feeling It's LIVE!. Why is it we're obsessed with Now, LIVE or Breaking News!!! or News Alert, why not just say MSN Blogs. So There. But hey Stick LIVE! in the title and suddnely its dynamic, in your face and new. It's not like the old days things now have to be LIVE! I'm sure people would watch tramps licking each others scrotums if it was LIVE!
However. That said i continue to be employed, for now and currently am chagrined with my employers becuase they too have a clock which seems to be faster in the canteen. Every place I've ever worked had this "problem". I just cant help but think it's deliberate, a fucking ploy by time and motion men to fuck us over scared that we may idle a few minutes away and the company might not get 100% efficiency. However On average, apparently, we waste an average of 2.5 hours a day at work. So really who gives a fuck? Me. well yes. but fuck i still go in. So i ask you if your worplcae canteen is like this aswell, and let's get something going.
However since comments are thin right now I shall use the word CUNT for old times sake and fuck off.
7/25/2006 Token UpdateWell, it’s been a month. So I shall add some new material. The comments have been thin, but then who wants to read the blog of an angry thirty something when the sun is high in the sky? Me? No. Fuck the grumpy cunt. So I’ve been continuing to work in a quarry for 45 hours basic a week. The thing is that I’d forgotten about the fact work encompasses every fibre of your life, even when you’re not there, you sort of think about it.. Then you come home and talk about it. Then people from your work appear in your dreams. No kidding in a dream this week I punched a work colleague for standing on my lunchbox. True. I like to think is a quasi-Marxist metaphor for the way I’ve sold out, but I suspect it’s just dreaming about work. But if you stomp on someone’s lunch – you pretty much have it coming.
The upside this vocational malaise is that I cycle 5 miles to work and back each day so despite craven indulgences surrounding Indian food and beer my beer gut is slowly being replaced by a svelte flat tummy. Yay me!
Still I have no rants, no fist waving as I’m too tired, and 4:30am is a bedtime not a time go get up. So to all the slackers – keep the spirit alive until I return! 6/22/2006 Unpalatable TruthsThis week a CBE was given to the Metropolitan police officer that masterminded a bungled terrorism raid and shot an innocent man in east London. I would argue that this man has nothing to apologise for. I personally would rather have an innocent man shot then have a terrorist outrage, and I would sooner have one innocent person shot on a train than have a terrorist outrage, and I suspect you would too.
For me I can reconcile the loss of life with terror prevention. In this war against a fragmented enemy we need to readjust our liberal values and realise that innocent people will now start to die in the face of combating a difficult and loosely based terrorist network. We cannot wait for certain information to be so definite to be beyond error in the face of this terrorist threat. If the security services suspect chemical weapons are being made then a pre-emptive strike is indeed justified and necessary. As it turns out that the security services were wrong and now have the unenviable task of dealing with those elements of the press who believe these people shot were wronged, I wonder how we would have reacted if a dirty bomb had been found. This man would have been a hero.
It’s time we confronted some unpalatable truths, firstly that we live in a society where young British Muslims are angry. They are angry at the west for what they see as an unjust war perpetrated by the west in which innocent Muslims die. Rightly or wrongly this is the impression they are forming and with it with it a few will become radicalised. We all know that 99.9% of British Muslims wish only peace but there will always be a few people who will always be Muslims before Britons. Muslims have accused the western authorities of marginalizing them and making them the enemy, however unfavourable attentions will always fall upon those who are the villains de jour, just as the Irish had to endure years of suspicion in the nineteen eighties and Germans living here in 1930’s will have seen the negative effects of conflict befall them. As long as Al Qaeda is active the Muslim faith will continue to attract unfavourable attention.
I am personally angry with the small faction of radical Muslims, I was onboard the underground on the 7th July and will not forget that day as what I would call some treasonous (and that’s what taking up arms against your own countrymen is) scabs blew up some of my countrymen, most of whom voted against the government that acted to justify your hatred.
In short a war has begun in which there will be no easy victory and the enemy will keep coming as fast as we can kill them. The Pentagon (who themselves have a lot to answer for in creating this war) are calling this “The Long War”, whether you believe that this is a war to justify the creation of a police state policed by a climate of fear, or a war against terror, we must shift our perceptions and not be too shocked by death caused in the name of terror prevention. You may not like it but get used to it.
6/6/2006 A Very Good Question - Any Ideas? & The Things That Keep Me Up All NightFrom The Guardians Notes and Queries: Why, if I spend most days on the computer, have I never dreamt about using one? this is true - but why?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqueries/query/0,,-184579,00.html
The English language is a great language. That’s not to disparage any of the other languages of man, but English has some brilliant turns of phrase. For example, it is widely accepted that there is “more than one way to skin a cat” meaning there’s usually more than one-way of doing something. I was thinking the other day; most sayings in English and rhymes have some basis in fact, or at least can be traced back to a specific point in time. But I was thinking where did this phrase come from?
Could it be that one day, a couple of centuries ago a man happened upon another man skinning a cat and said “ you don’t do it like that, you got to start at the head”, to which the other disagreed and stated that he “did it another way and did the legs to the head and tail”, and some volley of arguments were traded until they agreed to differ and doffed their caps and went their separate ways and were happy that there was definitely more than one way to “skin a cat”. In that both attempts resulted in a successfully skinless moggy.
Either way it can’t be good news for the cat.
I also wonder if Alexander Graham Bell when unveiling the telephone had just stood agog at the telephone and realised he was standing before the worlds only telephone, did he lift the receiver to his ear and then realise he didn’t have anybody to call, quietly whisper “shit” and build another telephone.
This keeps me awake at night. I know the world’s being run by a shadowy elite and that should bother me, but whether an inventor had the foresight to build two telephones, now that’ll bug me for hours.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, here we go another four weeks of world cup fever, and four solid weeks of football. The four yearly spectacle that gives the British working classes the chance to parade around the streets in their chav like attire and beat their collective chests, while their scabby girlfriends look on gamely pretending they’re enjoying themselves. I don’t know what it is about this spectacle that means painting your face in the national flag and carrying beer round the street. I’m willing to say yay to the national side as much as the next man, but why it means we’ve got to drape ourselves in St Georges flag is beyond me.
What I wonder is that this is what it takes for the nation to unite, a 90 minute festival of tribalism, which brings us together, never mind poverty or inequality, no we’ll live with that but Wayne Rooney’s toe is a matter of national pride. We’ve got our priorities wrong, it’s all very well supporting your national team but there’s times where frankly I’d be a little more happy to see the country rise up, such a when our leaders our taking away our civil liberties and going to war unjustly. This is when we need the country to pull together, in the face of mans inhumanity to man, not in a fucking football match, sure it’s got it’s place but there are more important things.
But no, that’s not interesting or cool. No the world’s most famous haircut running around a pitch that’s national pride.
But that said I wish the team well, I won’t be following it myself, but good luck. It’s about time we brought back some silverware, and it would punctuate 1966 nicely.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This weeks hero must surely be Peter Jamieson of the British Phonographic Industry who today told a committee in the UK parliament his company would not pursue people who copied bought CD’s to their mp3 players for personal use, but would instead concentrate upon the professional pirates.
Thank you; thank you for your cuntwank generosity you fuck. So us people who want to own legitimate copies of artists on CD and who pay for downloads are not to be penalised. Oh thank you for your cunting wank generosity. I think considering it costs £2 to make a CD and we’re willing to pay £14 quid for the finished product, so that we can escape prosecution just because we put in onto an mp3 player so we can enjoy it more on our way to work.
Peter Jamieson – you cunt!
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5/27/2006 SarcasmWell the world cup’s here and if the England team have spent half as much time training as my BT Voyager modem we’re going to walk it.
Fetching Jeff sent me this and it's the funniest thing ever. This IS what the net was made for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU1jTK5dRsM
Gardening is dull, however interested you may be in it, and however much it turns you on personally. Let's face it, gardening short of eternity in a room with Bill Gates is probably the most boring thing invented. However, the people at "Towsure" magazine - a specialist magazine for the outdoor type in the UK decided that if all else fails, go for "sex sells" advertisting. See the photo at the bottom.
Enjoy This: http://www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/2dudes.html --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In today’s Guardian I was reading an article, which was talking about how when we are stood at a supermarket checkout we always end up looking at other people’s purchases; and then we judge them. We make massive assumptions about these people based on what they’re buying. Is it fair? No, but I suspect we all do it, and what’s more we enjoy it. Since supermarkets have made us lay all our purchases bare for some poorly paid worker to pass over a scanner, under the “Hi My Name’s Janice – How May I Help?” banner, we make glib assumptions about the things we see people buying. I for one love assuming the overweight man in front of me buying 8 cans of Stella and a ready meal lives alone with the corpse of his dead mother, or that the middle class couple buying balsamic vinegar and organic veg wine whilst presenting a veneer of respectability, to the point of cold frigidity, are in my minds eyes indulging in the sort of sex which involves him on his knees begging mistress to hurt him and her shoving a stiletto into his chest.
Why does the human mind need to organise, organise, organise as if our ability to shit depends on a 1,2,3, sequence for fear that we might miss a step and shit in our trousers. Order, order. Oh no my jeans have shit in them. We make judgements based on next to no information. It’s no wonder dolphins give us a wide berth.
But I do love to pigeonhole. Render people down to a basic cliché, like the woman in the supermarket today who bought some groceries and black boy short panties. She may have been a clean living woman who was of the highest standing, but my mind looked at her as if to give an all-together less wholesome standing, or more precisely lying down. Grrr!
All hail the power of the mind. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- People here in the UK are angry at the big supermarkets for putting the little greengrocer out of business and ruining the high street. Firstly, let me just say that I would not normally come to the defence of big corporations but I take the view that the supermarkets are only successful because people choose to shop there. In a capitalist economy nobody puts a gun to your head and tells you that you must shop there. If you don’t like supermarkets: don’t shop there. I do, so I will. If Tesco has a tin of beans for 10p why should I pay my local shop 50p? No, cheaper food means more of it. You wanted a free market economy based on Thatcherism and economic Darwinism now use that market and change it from within. You want local greengrocers? Then support your local grocer; the corporations will only pay attention when the food isn’t flying off the shelves. Hey don’t look at me like I’m the bad man; you spent the eighties voting Thatcher into power you live with the results. Don’t like Tesco? Don’t shop in Tesco.
In short I think that we live in a society where we suffer from “customer service syndrome”. We want this, we want that and we throw toys from the pram when we don’t get it. We want our cake and boy do we want to eat it. I feel that I want the convenience of cheap food, in one place that, if I so wish I can go and buy at 3am. I also want to know that I’m getting the price of a good deal. I want this because I am a busy middle class C1 consumer. I’m in a demographic of being a brand savvy consumer who expects good service and good value. I shop therefore I am. I shop at Tesco because it offers a customised shopping experience at a price I like.
I’m not going to make 3 trips to my car for the weeks provisions, I’m spoilt and I want one trip.
That may all sound like bullshit, but that’s the type of society we’ve made and we must live in. I’m sad, as a child we personally knew our newsagent, Tom we miss ya! And we knew the grocer and we shopped there because it was a nice place to go. We knew them and they knew us. They charged reasonable prices and weren’t ripping us off. Occasionally they gave us a free sweet, but hey that’s gone. If we want Tesco and the big supermarkets to change we’ve got to act together to make the corporations listen. These people are driven by profit and when they’re not making money they’ll change. It’s got to be people power. Surely even Mrs Thatcher couldn’t have destroyed that too. Could she?
Apparently later this years pictures of diseased lungs and rotten teeth are going to appear on packets of cigarettes. Now as a non-smoker, I even think this is going too far. I don’t want to walk into the supermarket and see that. I think that’s offensive, we know smoking’s bad for you but we don’t want to see a cancerous lung. I tell you what why don’t we put pictures of weeping cocks on condom packets or road crash victims on cars.
Smoking is perfectly legal, and I don’t begrudge a smoker from doing something that’s perfectly legal. If smoking’s that bad, ban it. Don’t pussyfoot around.
You can go too far.
Have a good week.
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Just as a footnote I found a really good anti-bush song this week by Pink called Dear Mr President. I wonder if Bush actually would bother to listen to it?
Find it at : http://www.myspace.com/pinkspage then click on the link on the player.
Says It All.
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I want one of these!!!!! (fetching Jeff found them for me)
5/17/2006 Reading The Daily Mail Makes you Stupid - Say ScientistsIt seems that this week the topic of choice among the middle class fascist rags, is immigration. According to the Daily Mail,, and it’s cohorts of the scare mongering right wing press would have us believe the “tide” of illegal immigrants have come over here to bleed the good old tax system dry, clogging up our hospitals and making life unbearable for us honest Brits, and these people who according to the press come over here to sell crack in our child’s playground, commit crime and make sure we all get cancer.
However one group seems to have passed under the radar, The Royal Family. The all came over from Germany and haven’t done a days work since and they’ve been sponging for years. Let’s deport the freeloading bastards, and what about Paddington Bear? This illegal got a ride on a boat from Peru? Has he gone through any immigration? No. So we’ll bundle him on a plane to Lima shall we? I mean let’s be honest, to be reading the Daily Mail you have to be stupid to begin with. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You know what really pisses me off? No I hear you say - well let me tell you Fathers 4 justice, yeah it might only be only be the fucking national lottery, which is a capitalistic piece of shit, but instead of disrupting a fucking evenings TV why don't you go and fucking lobby parliament. They make the fucking laws. You pathetic bunch of cunts.
I agree with protest, I think it's a citizens right and sometimes his duty, but what I can't fucking stand is a fucking piece of shit like that. like lesbians invading BBC news. What's the fucking point. And while we're here those cunts at the countryside alliance deserve a cunt mention as well, for turning up in London a few years ago and treating the place like fucking shit. If I'd have treated the country like you cunts treated the city I'd be staring down the barrel of a fucking gun held to my face by one of your inbred chinless cunt cousins.
Fathers for justice fuck right off.
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An Update on the driver who was threatening this week. He has been banned from the site until next wednesday.
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Well, I suppose two weeks have passed and I suppose therefore somekind of update is due. I would like to thank all the people who've used the word cunt on this blog. I would like to thank Each of every one of you. Not personally of course, a mass email with a superficial personal touch sort of way. But thank you and once again : cunt.
Well I am as yet still managing to defy the dole office by being employed. Shortly I am sure they will write to me asking if "I am dead" beaucse I have not graced their doors for a while. I will not slag off the dole as they give you money, for free.
Well I was threatend at work today by a colleague who stood close to me waving his grizzled finger and telling me he "thinks With his fist" and how he was going to "smash this place up". Apparently I was foolish enough to think that I may be entitled to go to lunch and hope that another office wouild be able to help as he couldn't get his delivery receipt. Apparently a few years ago he threatened to give another member of staff a "a fucking bunch of fives". He is in short a lunatic. When I took over the job I was warned he was a nasty bit of work and another colleague told me to give him an extra job to do for which "I was likely to get my face smashed in for asking".
But hey it's still better than a call centre.
Anyway that's my week. Stay well 4/28/2006 Facts You Won't Find In The Birmingham Tourist GuideWho said there's nothing going on in the west midlands? According to Gooooooooogle, that old internet search engine we all love, people from Birmingham are more likely to search the net for wank material then anywhere else on the fucking globe. Mmm, maybe that explains why their cities are so ugly, they're in wanking. And berfore you accuse me of never having been there. I passed through it once. So there you have Birmingham: The Bull Ring Shopping Centre and wanking..truly a great British Town.
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Something happened this week I never thought would happen to me. I was caught sleeping at work. I was resting my eyes and about ten minutes later I awoke to a bang and before me stood Tony. "Fucking hell", he said "sleeping are we?". I denied thisd and told him I was "resting the eyes", he barked back "Fuck off!, you were gone!". Alas I was.
Shame on me.
I’d just like to say that as per the legal requirement for a working man, I have just spent Friday night in the pub , and I was reminiscing with a friend about travel. We hit upon the subject of the names various countries give their beer. Nowhere we concluded named their beer better than the UK. In Australia you have VB, Victoria Bitter, which is so bad apparently the locals call it vaginal backwash. In America you have hard sounding mans beers like Coors and Bud. But In England there is something glibly satisfying about asking for a pint of “Bastard” or “Dogs Bollocks”. There’s something inherently satisfying about asking for a pint of Old Cockspit, Badger, Ferret and beers with names like “Old Ruddles Cuntfucker” and “Vicars Minge”. There’s nothing like going into a pub in a storm and asking for a pint of “Doom!”. We’re British It’s what we do and we like it that way.
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Just occasionally you turn on the TV and you see a news article which makes you wonder if Auntie Beeb is yanking the good old tadger. I turned on BBC News 24 and was greeted by this news story:
This man makes gallows and sells them to African regimes with questionable human rights records. Can you believe that, a British farmer is selling death equipment to the dodgiest regimes on the planet. How does he sleep at night. He even does multiple ones mounted on trucks. What a cunt.
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We've all done it, picked up a newspaper or a magazine and watched as the number of junk leaflets falls out. These vicious little marketing panflets that tell us we need some fucking remote control organiser or some 400 coathangers in one shit. Well I hate it, however among these bastarding fucking panflets is a gold bar of genius, a book crammed so full of gadgets so useless it makes your eyes protrude, and today I was reading in the canteen one of these books. It had a camping light with an installed alarm and FM radio - it was being sold with the tagline "be safe, be alert, be entertained". I never knew I needed an alarm light with a radio.
And niether did you.
However look at the photo's below. They include a roll up piano, it's made of felt and when you fancy playing the piano you roll it out like a rug and roll it away when you're done. How Useless? Not So useless as the sheath for incontinence you put your cock in and piss into a bag, and to cap it all,some eyes , nose and a mouth you stick to a tree for quote "Whimsical fun your garden".
It makes me sick!
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Yes, It's been a while since I last updated. This is because I've been slaving away being a smallish cog in the capitalist grand plan to make us all tired and unable and unwilling to ferment revolution. Ha Ha but little do they know their blackmail money is being redirected into the struggle, which will see myself, Wilberforce, Mr Smiths, bogmaster, Joss, Simon and all the others who make this blog what it is into power. As we get swept to authority on the back of hat doffing and "after you" "no After you". Even as we speak my meagre wages are being directed into the revolution, which shall after be known as the "smoking jacket revolution", where we will give free fezzes for all.
So it is the summer and the days are long, and there is much in the way of drinking in pubs and looning about. As you can see from the latest photo's much looning around is underway. They may look now and laugh and "those student types" but when we're wearing fezzes in Whitehall they shall rue the day.
I will be appointing the positions of ambassadors, so if there's anywhere you want to become "our man in" let me know.
A good week to all.
Pete
PS - The worlds finest website is now found www.pimpmysnack.com The gauntlet is indeed lain! 4/8/2006 Is George Bush Losing It?See photo at the bottom of this entry....
Finally we have catagorical proof that George Bush is losing his grip on power and his sanity, as he reveals his choice for the Supreme Court justice position: A giant bunny rabbit. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’d like to ask a question, is it me or are there no cool people left anymore. I remember growing up we had people we genuinely looked up to, people who were worth looking up to. I think as a thirty one year old during our childhood and teens we all had at least one person we wanted to be. We all looked up to somebody. When I was young we had heroes, genuinely rebellious people whose maverick ideas seem to shake our parents values down and give us an outlet for rebellion. For me it was in the late eighties and early nineties and I had a crackly radio under the bedclothes tuned to foreign medium wave stations letting me glimpse into a far off land or John Peel playing discordant East German punk my parents would hate. Whether it was Rock and Roll, Punk or Goth. It seemed I grew up with that most essential of adolescent heroes: the antihero – an outlet for middle class suburban angst.
I look around these days, all the people who are cool just, well seem like fucks. The sort of filthy arselicker that would say “don’t you look nice” to your mother when they visited, instead of gruffly nodding and going to your room where you’d plan on sneaking out to camp in a wood. The problem is people don’t want anti-heroes; they don’t even want heroes. They don’t even want to worship people now it’s brands. David Beckham wears it; that’s cool. It must be cool right? And things, we measure ourselves now by how much we own. The ideas we have are not important. An ipod? Now you’re cool.
One of the problems I think is that technology has become cheap. The advertising people would use the word affordable, but cheap is what it really is. I’m going to risk courting unpopularity and say that I think that technology should be expensive. A nice piece of technology should be something to aspire to, not given to everybody. The problem is that with technological democratisation is that scum can afford nice stuff without working for it. This is wrong. It should take time to have nice things so that you value them.
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well i've settled into the job and other than being so monumentally tired all the time it's alright. The only problem with the job is that (and I do so hate to get bogged down in quasi sociological parlance) it has been so de-skilled there really isn't alot to do. I basically spend all day reading the BBC News Website and the Guardians Note's and Queries and listneing to the radio. Dream job? Maybe but a little more work wouldn't go amiss. But hey let's not lose sight of the horizon. This is a dead end job more suited to someone at the end of the career then the start but should mean that my CV will be good enough to NOT have to do call centre work ever again. That's the real goal.
There is a notice in the canteen at work which says the following "COFFEE AND TEA FACILITIES ARE PROVIDED FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY. ANYONE ELSE FOUND TAKING THESE WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE THE SITE AND NOT TO RETURN". I wonder why would anyone wonder across to the back of a quarry just to steal tea. But it's nice to know that such harsh penalties exist.
So anyway. until they sack me (I seem to have the idea i'm gonna be sacked as that's usually what happens) and I can start claiming dole and slacking ( I do miss the slacking) it's back to work. The thing about working is I miss being unemployed where my time is my own, unfortunately the thing I miss on the dole is the money. It's six of one and all that.
anyway have a good week.
pete
3/28/2006 The Lady's clearly wife material!I was reading an article in The Sunday Times (i was utterly chagrined my newsagent had stocked insufficent copies of The Observer) and a superb artcle appaered by India Knight. She was talking about a 14 year old girl, Leanne Black a girl who was arrested for the second time (the first was aged 12) for a drink driving offence. After being sentenced to four months at a secure training followed by four months community supervision she went apeshit. She punched the prosectuor in the back, threw a jug of water over the magistrate and their clerks, kicked furniture as she ran around the court, she then swept things off the desks and screamed abuse until she was dragged off. She was charged with getting drunk at a friends house and driving off in her dads car. The court heard how she was approached by the police at which she screamed "What the fuck do you lot want for fucks sake!" and told the arresting officer to fuck off, whilst outside the courtroom she threw eggs at the media and her mum mooned the camera's screaming "Go on then film this!".
Speaking of her daughter mother Nora said, "I'm proud of her - she's posh" and adding she would make someone a "lovely wife".
Well pass my fucking pulling pants - she's gonna be a catch when she's older
from : "Don't Laugh This is Ugly" by India Knight - The Sunday Times 2/4/2006 News Review Section p.4 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------On a more serious note. This is the blog of a young Iraqi woman, it gives a superb insight into daily life in the centre of Baghdad. A young women with a western influenced upbringing experiencing daily life. long-listed for a Samuel johnson literary pirze.
Here's the URL : http://riverbendblog.blogspot.com/
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, this being involved in the twenty-first century is okay. Finally the internet access is as hoped. Actually it's better than I hoped, as my desk at the office has got web access. BBC News is read from cover to cover daily. So if anyone wants to get some help for the current affairs round of the pub quiz, look no further.
Well it's strange working again after the 118118 call centre hell. It's a bit like Morgan Freeman at the end of the Shawshank Redemption - I'm so used to being told when I can pee or drink I feel I'm doing something naughty by strolling off to the canteen lazily or pissing when it suits me. however that said if I do this job 10 years, I'll never get used to a 5am start.
The strange thing is I quite miss the cosy feeling of unemployment - holing yourself up in a cocoon of your own cosiness is a hard feeling to beat. I still think though that having the money to live a bit will be a novelty. Esecially now summer is nigh and the days are long..
So here's to a legendary summer of touring the pubs of cornwall drinking lots of "Doom" Ale and giggling like a loon..
As Fergie, the don of the UK Hardhouse music scene might say in a thick Northern Irish accent "Happy Days!". ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi. 3/2/2006 Finally Updated!At last my friends progress, finally like some benevolent dictator, AOL has grudgingly agreed to cut us loose. Yes no more is myself and my family to be victimised, tyrannised and sodomised by those fuckers at America Online, no more will that fuck Ted Turner and his corporate cronies (or whoever runs it these days) be getting mine or my parents hard earned lucre. No more will our collective asses be shafted by the long hard cock of this complete pisser of an ISP. So we can never be kicked off by that sneering "Goodbye" again ever.
So the nice folks at BT are comnig to install a nice wireless connection in our house, so I shall be able to hereafter sit in a semi naked state in the warmth of my bed and be able to update with a nice hot coffee in my hands.(sorry for the image by the way!)
At least that's the theory, but given that the internet in our house has been nothing short of a jinx then expect to hear why it's not working right, and I'm once again in a cafe writing.
Well. Again as of Monday I will be making a foray into the heady world of work. I have landed a job doing admin in a quarry for a a concrete firm, and It's a completely different job to anything I've done before. So I'm either going to really like it or quit in a month. Who knows, but I won't be working an evening, weekend or holiday ever again and get the evenings to myself, and the best thing is that I won't be on the phone talking to people I regard with less fondess than shit. Heaven. So wish me luck
So here's to learning a totally new discipline and fresh start. Hopefully this'll mean the end to my ever having to need to work in a call centre again. Plus I won't have to visit the Jobcentre for a while.
So I've started pencilling in the things that I'm gonna buy, an MP3 player tops the list so far.
Anyway, enough.
Have a good week.
Pete.
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Well, I finally got around to updating and I must confess that relief all round and we finally shut the account with AOL down. We were meant to get a migration code to help BT set up Wireless broadband, but they refused to give us a code, so now we have to wait three weeks before we can order another broadband setup with a different ISP. Which is shit. Thanks AOL. I'm sure that it's illegal to do this but apparently AOL are famous for not doing it.
In true typical customer service style BT - two days after I disconnected from their service sent me a "reasons to return to BT" pack - it's nice to know they care. It's not even like we disconnected the line was just changed into my parents name. Vultures.
Anyway the big news that's got me amused was Cheneys shooting accident, and hell everybody knows you can't kill a lawyer by shooting them. You've got to put a stake through their heart, everybody knows that.
Still, that's pretty much all I've got to say becuase bieing unemployed I'm existing on a heady diet of trash TV (ie Desperate Housewives, Tru Calling (which is so the new Buffy) and Cold Case). I also know far too much about Preston and Chantelle, oh my god! and which celebritys shagging, splitting and shooting...and I found out the other day that Brokeback Mountain is doing wonders for the image of genuine gay cowboys in Wyoming. Look out for Gucci lassoo's and Prada saddles....it's the next big thing.
anyway as they say on the street: -
Peace we out (or some shit like that) 2/9/2006 What Do You Think?It seems that the latest political hot potato is free speech. It’s been all over the newspapers this week. Here in the UK the leader of the British National Party, a party whose right wing tendencies can only be described as worrying, Nick Griffin was acquitted of inciting racial hatred. Muslim Cleric Abu Hamza has been in the dock for the same reasons, but was found guilty and in Washington the “Tale of two T-shirts” saga has been gaining ground. Nobody of course will have been able to escape the worldwide anger at the cartoon of Mohammed with a bomb like turban. A cartoon which in this climate of international relations can only be construed as irresponsible, and those printing it should have gone some way to expecting some sort of hostile reaction. It does give the impression that the teachings of Mohammed are based on violence when we all know organised religion is a fine theory, but always ends up being ruined by a handful of zealots perverting the word of god for the goals of man. Practically every religion has blood on it’s hands in the name of god, especially western religions who have behaved despicably over the last ten centuries. However the way a handful of British Muslims responded was unconstructive, choosing to dress up as suicide bombers and threaten beheadings to those who insult Islam, a reaction which can only serve to reinforce the negative stereotype that Islam has among the wider British public as being militant and aggressive. In the event more could have been done by the Metropolitan (London) police to arrest those carrying inflammatory banners. However, surely the privilege of living in a free society is that however objectionable a person’s views we respect their choice to hold these views. The question is one of responsibility. Nick Griffin in my opinion WAS guilty of the offence of inciting racial hatred because he used his views irresponsibly, he used his words in an inflammatory context to incite trouble, as has Abu Hamza has used his words to shape impressionable young minds. And they should both pay a heavy price. The question is not what we believe, or even what we say, if people believe what they believe, however sick and misguided, then as long as their views remain their own surely they are entitled to that worldview. The important question is whether we use those views responsibly. The privilege of a democracy is that we fight for our freedom so that people do have the right to hold their own beliefs, however unpalatable, however it is also the privilege of a democratic society that we should be able to challenge and scrutinize those beliefs without fear of censorship. For that reason we must have absolute freedom of speech a democratic and free press and the ability to criticise and challenge those beliefs we find unacceptable and make sure those who use their right of free speech to ensure that others cannot live their lives in a free and peaceful manner are made to pay the heaviest penalties society can give out. 1/31/2006 Time Does Fly!I finally realised this week, that it is 10 years ago to the month, that I first used the internet. As a fresh out of home undergraduate, in the Georgian spa town of Bath. I was thinking about how the internet had just literally arrived, and I was eager to make my mark. What should firstly be said is looking back now how crude the technology seems. How we were impressed by a 4 gig hard drive. With a 28,000 modem, and lo and behold 64Meg of ram. If you had that in 1996, you were the geek lord. When I decided I wanted a website, I remember the whole “frames” “no frames”, dilemma. Hell I wanted frames. Never mind Shockwave Flash or Java. I had frames. I was god to my web designing colleagues. In truth my first website was called “Pete’s Filthy Porno-rama - which contains no porn at all”. Just to make sure it was well found by search engines using words like “porn free, hardcore non naked entertainment”. It worked - Alta Vista (remember the times before Google) and Yahoo Search loved me. My hit rate was fantastic. How the elation hit me when I had an actual email address, god what power. I was finally allowed to roam free in Cyberspace. It all seems new fresh and exciting. A brave new world, where everyone had a voice, freedom ruled and it seemed we might get a technological bridge to a utopia, where despite the mundanity of “real life” we had a medium to express our innermost feelings and be who we truly wanted to be and where we were free of the hegemonic touch of big corporations and brain washing mass media. Truly I remember thinking this will be the liberation . Ten Years Later…… So here we are. 2006. I must confess that with familiarity breeds contempt. It seems that give humanity a tool - give us something nice and we’ll turn it to shit. I finally realised that I’ve become jaded. The online world is as bad as the real world. Viruses, worms, identity fraud all commonplace. Junk Mail, big business selling and government censorship. What really jacks me off are virus writers. Why? - It’s the online equivalent of treading on a child’s sandcastle. Thanks to you people we’ve got to keep virtual doors locked again. Thanks. So once again technology comes down to governments, huge corporations oh and pornography. Well done mankind you’ve done it again. Where will 2016 leave us. I’ll probably be a brain stored in a fucking laboratory jar playing war games for President Jeb Bush Jr ‘s massive war computer in a basement in Washington.
1/17/2006 When will we learn from history.
It seems as if the big international news story of 2006 is going to be the issue of Iran gaining nuclear weapons. Iran’s leader has been making some shocking and outrageous comments including Holocaust denial and a desire to wipe Israel from the map. So it is right that the international community should be worried. However in international relations it is every states prerogative to ensure it’s own survival and dominance of it’s interests, and the security of wealth and influence. Iran itself cannot be blamed for wanting this vital technology for it would ensure it’s prominence in an unstable region and allow it to compete with those nuclear powers around it, shifting the power balance immeasurably in its favour. However, with power comes responsibility and Iran’s leader, an ex-mayor of Tehran, may well be used to getting away with inciting crowds with sordid and anti western sentiment laden speeches, but when you’re playing at the highest level of international diplomacy then he’s not demonstrated the maturity to be allowed nuclear technology. However what is generally less known is that Iran’s quest for nuclear technology is not new. It was first put around in the 1960’s when the USA, UK, France, Germany and many more including Spain, Italy and South Africa helped the Shah get nuclear technology, including help from such international companies such as Bechtel, based in California and a subsidiary of German company Siemans. This leads me to think that as leaders of the world, and leaders we are, we must adhere to the adage that with power, comes responsibility. It’s time we stopped selling this sort of expertise to regimes that may later turn to destroy us. In diplomacy there is a concept of “plausible deniability” - that is to say that it is OK to give arms to despotic regimes and groups, so long as it can’t be traced back to you, for example during the Cold War the clandestine offloading of arms by the USSR and the USA was staggering, however the CIA when financing the Mujahadeen in the 1980’s gave Stinger (surface to air) missiles to that group and lost the plausible deniability as it was obvious where they came from. One of the leaders of that group was one Osama Bin Laden. We can only look at the recent terrorist attacks to see that was a bad idea. If we really must have these things, we should think before we sell expertise designed to destroy mankind to regimes just because we happen to be “allies” with them at that time. That may not always be the case. For example look at the Taliban, in 1996 George Bush was happy to invite them to Austin Texas to discuss a middle eastern oil pipeline, then five years later he’s bombing them, and Don’t forget in the Iran Iraq war the USA backed Iraq, even at a time when it did have and was prepared to use weapons of mass destruction on the Kurdish north, I’m sure we’ve all seen that footage of Donald Rumsfeld meeting Saddam Hussein. George Bush has stated that the matter will be referred to the United Nations security council, as “the next logical step”. I wonder if that this is a genuine urge to make sure that there is a legitimate legality to sanctions against Iran or whether that US forces are so thinly stretched in other duties he can’t actually do this single handed and now needs the international community he has treated so badly in the last four years to help him get what he wants, and if it does go the UN security council China may well use it’s veto, giving Bush another excuse to go it alone, and if he does then I hope Prime Minister Blair will not join him on another operation which can only serve to galvanise Arab opinion against the west and produce a world less safe to live in than the already dangerous one we live in.
1/5/2006 Normal Service is Resumed (kinda!)As you know you can see what searches return your space and these two returned my space -
Google : Tony the Gay Hairdresser London
Yahoo : Middle Age Cunts.
happy days!!!
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Well, the internet has arrived back in the house, so at last I can sit here in peace for free and blog away. AOL is still kicking us off, but hey I can sit here in my warm toasty tiger slippers and drink coffee and whinge, without having to go out and have grotesqueness visited upon me by the troglodyte populus of Plymouth, the motherfuckers. Hallelujah. So I'd just like to say the blog should be running properly from now on.
So no more £3 per hour at the internet cafe. But in a way I've grown fond of that luxury in that once, or even if I'm feeling ostentatious, twice a week to have smiles raised upon my furrowed brow reading all the fucking A comments you leave, and keeping the blog alive...you'se guys (and gals obviously!).
So as soon as something happens to fuck over my mood and turn me from a whilstling coffee addled buffoon to a mean scowling wreck.l It'll be up pronto.
However, I have recently got into Resident Evil 4 on the PS2. I'll tell you, now I've got a reason to get up in the morn. I can hold a big gun and blast the undead to kingdom come. It's a shame it's only a computer game, becuase if I had that sorta firepower in reality I would have been into the city centre like a ferret up a trouser leg and I'd have made the news! - But hey it's better than nothing.
You know sometimes you hear a tune and it goes straight into your head and won't be shifted. I had to listen to some juvenile urchin schoolchild singing the most god awful pop song on the bus. It's gone straight into my head, It was Daphne & Celeste's UGLY (U.G.L.Y -you ain't got no alibi! You ugly). Why is it I neve get a fucking decent tune in my head. I'll find that kid and when I do I'm gonna put Coldplay in his head for a month.
The shit.
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As you know myself and Wilberforce the Snake are close friends and were this week in town perusing the junk shops as I harbour a fondness of sixties kitsch furniture and Wilberforce likes to stare at the assorted and sinister Victoriana, but what we saw this week left us stunned.
We came across the most shocking array of Militaria I'd ever seen, never in one place have I seen the most ghoulish collection of Nazi attire, SS Uniforms, Helmets - flags, medals. In short it was like being in Curt Valdheims attic. We stared agog, as this panoply of morbid curiosities stared back. Slightly sickened we resolved to leave. However the "piece de resistance" was just inside the exit, there was a uniform that was supposed to be Herman Goering's. There it was. We simply could not believe it. I am not going to go into where this place is, but I felt ever so slightly soiled.
Also this week I see George Galloway became the first British MP to be on Celebrity Big Brother. Alongside Jodie Marsh, who flashes tit for cash, Pete Burms from 80's band Dead or Alive and most infamously Michael Barrymore, who has not been seen on British TV since a man was found dead, face down in a pool at a house party of his, full of drugs and sexual injuries to his arse. George Galloway MP for Bow and Bethnal Green a deprived area of East London is doing a gameshow. I personally would be a little pissed off I I'd voted for him watching him waste my money not doing his job live on TV.
Still at least the public get to scrutinise the behaviour of their local MP's behaviour 24 hours a day. Maybe the parliamentary process can learn something from the seamier side of Orwellian entertainment. Cunt.
Anyway. Enough.
Have a good week
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So there we have another festive season out of the way, and many thanks to all of you for wishing the House of Lush a happy christmas, and I must say I wish all yours were as good as mine was. I was happy once all the commercial shit was out of the way and some honest to god stuffing my face could begin.
I must say the television was fantastic. It was documentary season on TV and I saw The Corporation, a really good documentary, comparing big business to a psychopath personality type. Must See, I also watched Super Size Me, Fahrenheit 9/11, 30 Days. But the best one I saw was "Outfoxed", a damning expose of Fox News, that neo republican propaganda mouthpiece. "We Report - You Decide!". Well I've decided, you're a bunch of cunts. There. I've also decided to start a wholly untrue rumour about Murdoch and besmirch his name and bring this hegemonious little shit to his knees, any suggestions?
So whilst I dosed up on anti globalisation and anti Bush stuff, what did the good old British Public watch? Soaps and Reality. Well Heads up bastards! Watch some real reality, there's an illegal war going on and Bush and his friends are getting rich. There's your reality. Fuck who's shagging who in Falcon bastard Crest or shit.
Besides, different year same shit. The Palestinian elections are up and coming, the UN's worried about the end of rebels ceasefire in Nepal, and we're still digging humanity's grave with a big smile on our fat faces and the poor in the world are still dying. Happy New Year then.
Halliburton's shares will obviously be rising then.
Julia, I will be reinventing my space a little bit this year and I'm on to a good one. I've got the mind of a 7 year old and I'm gonna use it.
Anyway. Have fun take care.
PS - I found out this week that if all the copies of Harry Potter were laid end to end, they'd cover an area the size of Brazil. Just like they did AS TREES! - fuckers.
PPS- Looking at the Statistcs of searches which returned this site. Someone put this into Google and got to my site: "tory MP found dead with an orange in his mouth wearing lingerie!". Happy days! |
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